How old are you?
Too old if you're under 18, otherwise 28.
Where are you from?
The Netherlands... the weather sucks, save me!
Can I haz mod?
Are you a girl and free on Friday evening?, Then I might consider
Y U So Mad?
Ain't mad just (sexually) frustrated.
What game are you playing?
Look near the title, it should be there somewhere.
How do you stay so thin while you game so much, aren't gamers fat?
Are you a boy or girl?
Well proff. Oak if you reach down my pants you'll find a bigger suprise than you would've expected