If you have been watching me, you'll not be surprised when you realise I am Scottish!
What is the point in hanging out with a Scots Lass if you can't get down with the language and by language I mean a good bit of swearing.
Baw: Testicle; start of many other insults
"bawjaws," "bawbag," and "bawface"
Ya weapon: a fool/extreme idiot
Lavvy heid: Toilet head
Mince: Rubbish, as in, "You're talking mince"
Yer aff yer heid: You're crazy
We like a good word for idiot, if you have got this far here in an extra one "Dafty"
"Haud yer wheesht!" - Be quiet or shut up
"Ah dinnae ken" - I don't know, used by country people!
"huvin a wee blether" - Having a nice chat with someone
"gon fur a scran" - away for something to eat
"yer looking peely-wally" - used when someone looks ill
"how no?" - why not, how is 90% used instead of why
"Gonnae no dae that" - can you not do that!