If you have been watching me, you'll not be surprised when you realise I am Scottish!
What is the point in hanging out with a Scots Lass if you can't get down with the language and by language I mean a good bit of swearing.
Baw: Testicle; start of many other insults
"bawjaws," "bawbag," and "bawface"
Ya weapon: a fool/extreme idiot
Lavvy heid: Toilet head
Mince: Rubbish, as in, "You're talking mince"
Yer aff yer heid: You're crazy
We like a good word for idiot, if you have got this far here in an extra one "Dafty"