I had a foolish notion
To concoct a tasty potion
Made from oily suntan lotion
And endless mad emotion.
It caused my poor wee stomach
A nearly endless commotion.
I speak the following languages:
Please confine your typing in chat to one of these languages, otherwise I will have nary a scintilla of a notion as to what in tarnation you are speaking about.
The Q in Q-Tips stands for quality.
Pineapple is neither pine nor apple.
Carrots are more orange than an orange.
You cannot hum when you hold your nose closed.
You just tried to hum while holding your nose closed.
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Why the X Rating?
This program is made by and for adults. "Dirty" words are used quite often. Adult concepts, notions, ideas, examples, expressions, thoughts and feelings are expressed continuously. This is not a channel for the young or the timid. The inexperienced, the tender, the shallow, the dull, the sensitive and the "liberal" will wish to be elsewhere. Quarter is neither asked nor given. The Jolly Roger is hoisted.
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