I'm an e-girl (the e stands for 'elp mummy, spilled my peas porridge again I 'ave)
I am your ideal woman: 6'8, 250 lbs of pure muscle.
ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking)
cannot read and DO NOT want to learn.
i own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side.
inventor of what is commonly known as aggravated assault.
looking for a VERY compact man to ride on my shoulders so i look cool