Q: What goes up, but never comes down?
A: Your age
Q: What Comes down, but never goes up?
Q: What get's bigger and bigger as you take more away from it:
A: A Hole
Q: What occurs, once a minute, twice every Millenium, but never in a hundred years?
A: The Letter 'M'
Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All of them
How to be nice:
0: Be Nice
1: Follow the channel
2: Be Nice
3: If you don't want to be nice, you'll be warned.
4: Be Nice
5: If you still don't want to be nice, you go into the Sin Bin (5 minute time-out)
6: Be Nice.
7: If you really still don't want to be nice, well, Good Bye!
8: Be Nice